1 definition by Mistress Ishtar

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a person who fakes being nerdy, just to be a jackass and act like they are intelligent.
Male : I am so smart I could have used a pocket protector in grade school.

Female: Whatever you nerd burglar! You don't know shit and failed 8th grade with a tutor...
by Mistress Ishtar April 29, 2008

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