2 definitions by Misthios

Top Definition
Using a chain and padlock to restrain your kid so you can go buy groceries and/or gamble at the Windsor Casino.
She wanted to go out and party, but she didn't want her 4-year-old messing up the crack house while she was gone, so she used a Detroit Babysitter.
by Misthios February 08, 2010
It's like the Internet made out of a tree.
Brian: You are really pretty
Girl at Bar: Thanks
Brian: You know, uh, I wrote a book
Girl at Bar: What's that?
Brian: It's like a long magazine
Girl at Bar: Huh?
Brian: It's like the Internet made out of a tree
Girl at Bar: Oh, weird. You want to have sex in the bathroom?
Brian: Oh gosh, what a treat, yes I would like that
by Misthios February 08, 2010

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