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a combination of the girl’s current poopsability with her poopalarity. This value can never be 1 or 10, but is judged on a 1-10 scale.
John: She's not that hot.
Sean: Yea but she's decent, and she's got potential. I'd give her a 7 in poopalality.
by MisterPoops January 20, 2009
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A very hard word to define. One must pick up the meaning of existence. And existence can only refer to people. Generally, it is better to not exist, but existing is not always a bad thing. Good people exist, and bad people do not. However, people generally like those who do not exist more. The best definition of existence is close to, but not exactly, the combination of how good a person is in any way compared to how much they try. People who try very hard and are very successful often exists, while those who really don’t care do not exist. However, that is not the only basis for existence. For more on existence, one must hear examples of who exists and who doesn’t. Every person fits into one of the following categories: defines existence, exists, barely exists, barely does not exists, does not exist, defines non-existence.
"He practices the piano for twelve hours a day to stay that good. He defines existence.
by MisterPoops January 25, 2009
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an ever changing word. It can mean many things. Poops referring to a girl is not necessarily to have a form of sex with. To poops a girl can mean different things in and of itself. It can mean that the girl is cute, that you did do something with them, that you would do something with them, etc. Someone’s poops is someone that they’re dating or hooking up with. To poops somewhere is to go somewhere. To say “yo poops” or any variation of it is a greeting to a fellow poopser.

Then poops has other words derived off of it.
"Would you poops?"
"What up poops"
"Poops out."
"I poopsed it."
"Lets poops to class."
by MisterPoops January 20, 2009
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A rarely used term for a girl with a great face but a horrible body. This generally refers to girls who are either way to thin or pretty fat, but have a pretty face. However, a girl can be a bodybag for other reasons.
"She would be hot if she wasn't so fat. She's quite a bodybag."
by MisterPoops January 25, 2009
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This is the act of having a girl take a volume of butter and rubbing your balls with it. It can be used figuratively though, as in, “Dude, she just buttered my balls” meaning any sort of pleasure was given to your genitals.
"Did your girlfriend Butter Your Balls yet?"
by MisterPoops January 25, 2009
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a girls potential to discover her full poopsability on a scale from 1-10
John: Whats her poopalarity?
Sean: She's really hot. I'd give her an 8.
by MisterPoops January 20, 2009
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A girl who has a great body but a terrible face. There are different levels of butter. Butter is a really bad face, margarine is a rather bad face, and I can’t believe its not butter is a girl who’s face just isn’t good, but not horrible. Other words are derived from this. Butter on a bun is a girl with a bad face and great buns. Buttermilk is a girl with a bad face but incredible breasts.
"There's just something off about her face. But man does she have a great ass. She's definitely I-can't-believe-its-not butter on a bun.
by MisterPoops January 25, 2009
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