you analyze your shit from A to Z and you realize that it contains different matter
states with all the different
Bristol stool chart
numbers. There should be 7 different
states of fecal matter
in the toilet, going from liquid and watery to very solid and concentrated.
Usually, what happens is that you ate in a Chinese Buffet
the day before you take the dump. There are so many varieties of food in these places that your body
sorts them in terms of solidness, going from the egg roll sauce to the chinese onion rings’ crust.
ever happens to you, go see a doctor immediately. The Bristol Rainbow a very rare
case, but when
it’s there, it stays for a long
Rod : Doctor
, about the sample of crap you asked me to give you last week...
Rod : Well, which part
do you want the most? There’s
the liquid part
, the soft part
, the solid p...
: Oh my God... Rod, you did a Bristol Rainbow ! Congratulations!
Rod : So, this
is a good thing?
: Actually, I was being sarcastic. Be prepared
to pay the price for your prescription...