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61 definitions by MistahTom

Short for homos or gay people
Guy1: You wanna go to S.F. ?
Guy2: Nah too many 'mos
by Mistahtom January 06, 2006
Methyl Tertiary Butyl Ether. An oxidizer that was put into gasoline in California a few years back that would bump up the gasoline's efficiency. Later replaced with ethanol because it allegedly contaminated underground wells.
MTBE is bad for the environment.
by Mistahtom January 14, 2006
A container carrying 5 or 6 long 13'' smooth polished rods inserted into the urethra for sexual stimulation.
I bought a sounds kit for my girl and she came 8 times in thirty minutes!
by MistahTom July 26, 2005
A term used to describe a 3rd person when reminiscing on a dumb act they performed or a stupid action they did at one time.
synonymous with this fucking guy
Bob: Did I tell you about what Joe did? That fucking guy, he used the scope on his pellet rifle to look at girls in the adjacent apartment. Then the cops come knocking on his door looking for him.

Tom: What a dumbass, that fucking guy needs his balls removed so he won't ever have kids.
by MistahTom June 11, 2006
A reference to a Budweiser commercial where an overloaded table server sticks a free finger in a bottle of Budweiser in order to serve one more item.

Its now some type of "Man Law"
Bob: Hey Bryan, are you gonna eat that ::sticks his finger in Bryan's food::

Bryan: You poke it you own it.
by mistahtom May 16, 2006
Its when a woman puts her legs behind her head and the man cracks an egg in a bowl with chopped up ham and chives and cheese, mixes it up and pours it into her ass. Then she squats over a hot griddle and shits the mix onto the griddle. The man cooks the mixture and eats it.
Dick and Jane made a Portuguese Omlet
by Mistahtom September 02, 2005
When 1 guy fucks a guy in the ass, and then that guy fucks another guy in the ass and on and on until the last guy is back around fucking the 1st guy in the ass until they are all connected like a circle.
Bob, Robert, Bill, William, and Billiam made a merry-go-round.
by MistahTom December 11, 2005