2 definitions by Missouri

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Someone who has something up their butt. Tight asses generally don't enjoy anything fun, spontanious, or interesting.
Matt: Hey, do you want to come to a party with me tonight? We're going to get so wasted!

Jack: No thanks, what if we get in trouble!

Matt: Whatever. Stop being such a tight ass.
by Missouri March 18, 2008

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A former First Lady, as well as possible presidential candidate for the 2008 election. She has very little chance of winning even the Democratic nomination because she's radical enough to have alienated much of her own party.

Possible the most obnoxious person ever to have lived.

If Hillary Clinton wins the election, I will run away to Canada.
by Missouri March 18, 2008

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