1 definition by Miss Robot

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A vortex of suck. When problems accumulate exponentially, drawing you down into a spiral of suck from which escape is difficult.
"Seeing Sting and his band at Dodger's stadium, waiting in a mile long line for beer, sitting next to a stinky guy and then fighting in the parking lot over who has been waiting longer, it's like a vortex of suck, a sucktex." or "I wanted to get a quick hot dog at this awesome place on 5th and Vine, but I was drawn into a total sucktex of construction and pigs everywhere, so it ended up being far from quick."

Other Examples: Iraq, DMV, LAX
by Miss Robot June 28, 2007

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