a most insignifacnt looking little bean, but has so many uses that you just want to bang your head into the wall while reading about it. When doing a report on soybeans, make sure to equip yourself with a lot of Tylenol and much vodka.
"dude I'm doing a report on effin soybeans"
"aww dude that sucks, you need some vodka?"
"nah I got some. You got some Tylenol?"