A straight male to absolutely despises glitter and anything to do with it. Nine times out of ten this man will be dating, living with, or married to a burlesque performer or stripper. Proving that the power of the pussy is stronger than the fear of glitter. Collateral damage of this situation is this man showing up for work with random bits of glitter on his person that just won't come off.
"He's a total glitterphobic. Why is he dating a performer?"
a) When you offer to give a celebratory hug to a perfomer who is covered in glitter and leave equally covered in glitter.
b) When you are covered in glitter from performing and a friend or fan dressed entirely in dark clothing comes in for a hug. You stop them at arms length and warn them, but they insist on the hug any way. You then leave your mark in glitter.
"I just left a glitter skidder on a friendly fan."