1 definition by Miss Carstens

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Lizanne is what happens to you when you are drinking a beverage (mostly alcoholic) and you burst out laughing and the beverage comes out of your nose and you spit on everyone!
The result: being sticky and your nose burns for one week and 3 nights....
"Someone told me about an umbilical cord kebab served to people who enjoys hurting girls - i laughed so hard i lizanned - and my nose is still burning!!"
by Miss Carstens June 18, 2008

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