Evil demon spawns that some out of the crotches of women. Often after stupid unprotected sex, but thankfully sometimes after years of marriage and planning. Still, they ruin your life and take it for their own. As they grow they suck more money and energy from your body. When they are adults they will put you in a nursing home.
I never want to have sex or kids.
Crotch droppings, spawns, demons, life-suckers, sperm, etc.
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