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FBS
Stands for Female Bassist Syndrome. This is the condition men in to alternative music get when they see a woman playing bass. Symptoms include drooling, temporary insanity and mental retardation.
"Oh why can't Liz Buckingham marry me?"

"Clasic case of FBS. She could be a complete bitch and you've never actually seen her face under all that hair."
by MingeyJohn August 27, 2011

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