Road trash is considered
right of passage for never-gonna-be-famous alternative band members who get drunk on really cheap beer & sleep with
ugly or fat or stupid or just
hilariously devoted groupies, while on the road.
The key to a girl being real Road Trash is that
she is someone the band member would
never sleep with
hometown but proudly displays his conquest to his other equally drunk band mates when they are on the road.
Never mind that
the band member is probably a scrawny, short, pock marked uber nerd. His willingness to sleep with
a girl that
is so obviously
beneath him by his band mate's standards is proof that
he is "one of us" and willing to go to any lengths just
in a real bed & keep
the band on the road, doing their
Rotten Johnny sleeps
with a chubby
he met at a Frat house party
where his band played and he proudly shows his friends the pics the girl
posted on his Facebook
page. Back home, his beautiful, successful, loyal girlfriend
waits patiently for his return from the road, knowing that bedding Road Trash is just
a way to get the band from one gig to the next.