3 definitions by Milton66

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A daytime talk show in which individuals, couples and families air their personal problems to a national audience in a typically entertaining fashion. Various topics and issues explored include paternity testing, cheating spouses and lovers, and out of control children.

On a typical paternity episode:

'Maury, I ain't 100, I a 1000 percent sure he my baby daddy!'
'Do you think he looks like your son?'
'Sure, look at the lips, look at the nose, he's her daddy!'
'Let's bring out Sharnel!'
(Boooo)
"She a ho, she a ho, I ain't Laronda's baby daddy, she a ho!"

There is very little deviation in the dialogue from episode to episode.
Maury Show is one of the most entertaining programs ever created.
by Milton66 June 21, 2009

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A smaller community of 21,000 people located on the shores of Georgian Bay in Southern Ontario. Idenitifiable by it countless low-rise apartment buildings, run down city centre and Heritage Place mall. There is a large amount of poverty in the area, with a large concrentration of single parents, low income earners and public assistance recipients.
I need to find a job.

This is Owen Sound, good luck with that.
by Milton66 May 26, 2009

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When your'e working in between two other people on an assembly line and both of them happen to be lazy idiots who are totally incapable of doing their jobs.
Today at work was like being in a retard sandwich, I swear to God.
by Milton66 March 03, 2010

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