HUUUGE fuckin neck. The thickest neck you will ever see on a human being. Most people have waists the size of this guy's neck.
Also the lead singer of Cannibal Corpse (the death metal band with the biggest neck in any genre).
Person 1: Hey man, ever see Takeo Spikes's neck? He must work that thing out like a motherfucker!
Person 2: Please, Takeo Spikes ain't got shit on George Fisher. His neck is all natural, and singlehandedly(singleneckedly) defeated Kimbo Slice.
First created in the late spring of '06, the real spiderman was coined during one of Palmer's double labs. The real spiderman is known for being the most depraved sex act created by a Cinn-City-Citizen.
The real spiderman involves slitting a girl's wrist, inserting your penis for satisfaction, and ejaculating to simulate blood clotting (and so the biddy doesn't die).
Dan: Hey man, have you ever heard of the spiderman?
Matt: Nah, what is it?
Dan: It's when you jizz on your hand and throw it at a chick.
Matt: Nah, bro. The real spiderman is when you jizz in a girl's wrist.
Dan: Dude, that' messed up.
3.)Mostly known for crappy motels, closed down gas stations, and the main two drugs are pot and steroids. If your not doing one of those, you probably are in the wrong town.
4.)Brother's Pizza is good, but don't get a pepperoni pie, the grease seeps into the underbelly of the crust.
Cinn-City-Citizen #1: Hey man how do i get from your house from here?
Cinn-City-Citizen #2: You just go down 130, turn at the abandoned gas station, pass the shitty motel, and you're there. If you pass the group of three abandoned gas stations, you've gone too far.
Cinn-City-Citizen #1: Ah fuck, there's no streetlights in Cinnaminson, I'm just gonna get some Brother's.