2 definitions by Milo43
| 1. | Tuna Sandwich | ||
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For centuries the true definition of Tuna Sandwich has been lost until recently. Explorers discovered hyroglyphics covering the walls of the long lost pyramid of Barramundas. The only fish king to be mummified. The pictures adorning the walls were unwashed naked women with exotic vaginal adornments - that of the 99 cent tin of Tuna. As the explorers searched further up the walls they noticed that some of the unwashed women were having a snack on the said vaginal adornment, encasing it in 2 slices of bread..... Girl one - I'm really hungry
Girl two - Me too Girl one - I have a tuna sandwich Girl two - Me too Girl one - Wanna bite of mine? Girl two - Only if you can take a bite of mine too Girl one - Mmm love that tangy mayo Girl two - what mayo? |
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| 2. | Sun Dried Tomato | ||
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Usually found in the over 40's woman who has spent way too much time sunbathing nude and or pole dancing. Their vj or vagina as it is commonly called becomes old and resembles that of the sun dried tomato. Man I love to fuck an older woman's sun dried tomato
Did you see the old vagina on that woman? Oh that thing, it's just her sun dried tomato |
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