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When a person makes an assumption that a girl will put out; a portmanteau of assuming and minge.
Yo, you think you're gonna sleep with that wench?

Totally, I'm assuminge things are going to go well. After all, that slut has low self esteem
by Milhouse von Matterhorn December 17, 2010
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