The new high school.
After I get out of college maybe I'll go for some higher education like my doctorate.
A television channel launched in in 1987 that focuses on cool places to visit around the world without you actually having to go there. The channel is following the route of other specialty channels putting out more and more loosely related programming, but it has some good shows.
Dude, this guy ate seven pounds of fish last night on TV.
What, on the food network?
Nah dude, travel channel.
A vintage style sunglass by Ray Ban that is the equivalent of the Wayfarer dressing up for the Baton Rogue. This style is seeing a rise in popularity as the Wayfarer has hit popularity with middle American high school students and thus falls out of the range of hipsters and celebrities alike.
Grandpa, are those the Clubmasters?
Insane punk band from Portland, OR formed in 1978. This band is one of the earliest American purveyors of punk and its influences are noted in other successful acts such as Nirvana and Scratch Acid.
The Wipers rock! My favorite album is "Is This Real?", you can totally tell the lyrics about being maladjusted are being sung from the pit of Greg Sage's heart.
The official beverage of summer outings and high school parties. Often drank by girls and inexperienced drinkers due to its low alcohol content but not shunned by males like Smirnoff Ice
Molly got hammered off 4 twisted teas last night, I got a buzz.
The parallel universe between lunch and dismissal which seems to slow time down to a fraction of its actual speed.
4th period is like the twilight zone. By the time I got dismissed I ran all the way home in sheer terror.
A school so bad that bars are installed over the windows to stop kids from jumping out the window in the middle of the day.
My elementary school was a prison school; rather than exit via fire escapes during an emergency, we were expected to march down the stairs in a neat and orderly fashion. Ha.