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2 definitions by Mikie J

 
1.
rule by penguins, specifically Gentoo penguins (Pygoscelis papua)
"We are debating whether the Falkland Islands should be returned to a state of gentocracy".
"That's nice, dear".
by Mikie J April 01, 2011
 
2.
The first alcoholic drink of the day. I think it's originally Australian.
Fancy a phlegm cutter, Bruce?
by Mikie J June 26, 2004