3 definitions by Mikey 301

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(fon-dum)
Plastic interior piece commonly used by females, to protect the injection of male sperminius from entering the vagĂ­n and potentially impregnating said females.
- Pick me up some fondom's i'm tryin ta beat.

- Na, i ain't need no condoms, my bitch got a couple fondoms left...
by Mikey 301 June 14, 2007

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(Kuh-bay-shul)

A crude Spanglish combination of the Spanish word "cabeza" and the English word "facial".

Used in any scenario in which the term facial would normally apply, but the Spanish twist provides extra humiliation for your adversary.
- I gave Elise a cabacial when I ejaculated profusely on her facial region.

- *Drains Three Pointer* CABACIAL NIGGA!!!
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L2S
(El-Too-Ess)

Learn to Sober

Used in response to an individual's drunk tendencies, such as calling an ex-girlfriend or dancing in front of a moving car in a parking lot.
- Yo, that's not yo car!! L2S, nigga!!

- Straighten up, nigga, yo parents are comin home. L2S!
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