95 definitions by Mikey

A dirty, dumbass piece of shit whom everyone pees on.
Saddam Hussein is the pizzant of the world.
by Mikey April 12, 2003
A symbol that represents hardcore headbangers! Also used in Nazi Germany but doesn't mean you're racist! But I Am
Hey dudes I'm wearing Death's Head, "Cool Mikey, Heil Hitler!".
by Mikey March 12, 2005

(I know this from experience)
Mikey: Yeah, we broke up.
Dad: Don't worry about it, there's plenty more fish in the sea.
Mikey: Yeah 52% of the world is ladies.
Dad: Well son, now that you've tasted the "forbidden fruit" you'll be chasing your cock for the rest of your life.

*True story*
by Mikey July 23, 2004
A dirty scuzzy whore that stinks like a bloke who's just finished a 12 hour shift with no breaks in a toe clipping factory.
(Please note; it is not necessary for the dirty scuzzy whores name to Betty).
Guy 1: 'That rancid fat bird smells like shit and sweat'.
Guy 2: 'She does indeed my fellow chum. And that is why she has the title "sweatybetty". Now let us leave the vicinity never to enter the rancid slags airspace again'.
by Mikey June 19, 2006
Mogly has got it goin on. He grew up in the jungle in Australia. He is known for many things, consisting of swinging from tree branches, his afro and his jungle call. At lunch he will sit wit all the guys, but near the end he will go into the bathroom and practice his jungle call because he still has hopes that he can return to Australia with this monkey mom.
Watch out for that...tree!
by Mikey March 13, 2005
Racist term for a black guy. I have no idea why, maybe because there are guys called "Bootblacks" that shine shoes.
Yesterday i got robbed by a couple of boots.
by Mikey March 01, 2005
A dick eater b some 1 who stupid and get on yo nerves
Ryan what the fuck you dick eater!!
by mikey December 12, 2004

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