(I know this from experience)
Mikey: Yeah, we broke up.
Dad: Don't worry about it, there's plenty more fish in the sea.
Mikey: Yeah 52% of the world is ladies.
Dad: Well son, now that you've tasted the "forbidden fruit" you'll be chasing your cock for the rest of your life.
A vagina with a small penis inside.
Will you suck my fannynob?
A dirty, dumbass piece of shit whom everyone pees on.
Saddam Hussein is the pizzant of the world.
Mogly has got it goin on. He grew up in the jungle in Australia. He is known for many things, consisting of swinging from tree branches, his afro and his jungle call. At lunch he will sit wit all the guys, but near the end he will go into the bathroom and practice his jungle call because he still has hopes that he can return to Australia with this monkey mom.
Watch out for that...tree!
A symbol that represents hardcore headbangers! Also used in Nazi Germany but doesn't mean you're racist! But I Am
Hey dudes I'm wearing Death's Head, "Cool Mikey, Heil Hitler!".
Racist term for a black guy. I have no idea why, maybe because there are guys called "Bootblacks" that shine shoes.
Yesterday i got robbed by a couple of boots.
a protective coating for your car.
I waxed my car today so the elements would not destroy the paint.