1 definition by Mikey b 650

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The act of using one's colostomy-bag port as a vagina, or other preferred fuck hole.
Myrtle had to have her colostomy bag refitted because Tyrone mercilessly colostomy-banged her so hard that the hole stretched out.
by Mikey b 650 February 21, 2011

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