A fat chick.
I was beer goggling last night and ended up taking home a big ol' pie wagon.
Drunk off one's ass.
I went over to Ale House last night and got royally housed.
To take a shit.
I'm headed off to the head to leave loaf.
I ate a whole block of cheese and now I'm all backed up.
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