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42 definitions by Mike49677

 
8.
(n) in opposition to, "The Greatest Generation" (which refers to the Americans who fought in, and won, WWI) and refers to the teens that are alive in the year 2012.

They are considered the worst generation of all time, as they have grown up with Facebook, Stickam, high-speed internet, smartphones, 100+ cable TV channels, NetFlix, etc. -- all which have led them to a sedentary lifestyle which has contributed to their laziness, obesity, lack of social skills, sense of entitlement, etc.

They have seen celebrity teens become famous, and rich, overnight and before their eyes, and they seem to feel that they deserve to have the same fame and fortune... which leads many of them to cop a diva attitude.
I tried to get Tanisha and Britney to go golfing with us, but they have their faces glued to their Facebook pages and "Keeping up with the Kardashians", and they basically told me to eff off.

"What do you expect? They're part of The Worst Generation."
by mike49677 October 05, 2012
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9.
Combination of the words "bat shit" and the suffix "-istan" ... (as in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Turkmenistan and other nut-case Middle Eastern countries).

Used as the fictional home country of a person, who does, or says, something incredibly moronic.
Did you see Tyra Banks on last night's episode of "Top Model?"
She made the girls dress up as their favorite kind of anal lubricant.

"What a nut-job! She's definitely the Queen of Batshitistan."
by mike49677 December 30, 2011
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10.
(n) masturbating; especially by a feral, sex-obsessed, stalking pervert

Refers to Kanye West and his obsession with the Kim Kardashian sex tape.

Kanye admitted that he frequently masturbated to the tape and then he embarked on an obsessive, borderline stalking, campaign to win over the object of his infatuation.
Where' Spike? I though we were all heading to the club?

He's inside Kanye Westing to the tennis match on TV. He's absolutely obsessed with Serena Williams."
by mike49677 January 08, 2013
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11.
When girls, in an attempt to look naive, innocent, and a victim--usually in court, and in front of a judge--open their eyes real wide and push their lips out and in a frown; thereby looking like a fish.
The stupid judge fell for Tiffany's "trout pout" and sentenced her to probation for shoplifting all of that makeup at Wal-Mart.
by mike49677 March 13, 2012
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12.
How low-intelligent people pronouce the word "crepes."
What you got there?

"Creeps -- it's a fancy type of donut."
by mike49677 November 23, 2013
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13.
What an ignorant person thinks the word "phobias" reads as.
"Did 'Len Bias' have a brother named 'Pho?' "

I don't think so .. why do you ask?

There's something in the newspaper about 'Pho Bias."

Let me see ... (reads paper) ... that's "phobias" you idiot! It means to be afraid of something.
by mike49677 November 22, 2013
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14.
Refers to the kids who grew-up during the explosion of the media and social aspects of the internet, causing them to spend so much time in front of the computer screen, that they do not get any exercise and eventually become obese.
I went to my nieces track meet at the high school, and ALL of the girls--in the stands, AND on the track team---were fatter than The Michelin Man!

"That's Generation Fat for you."
by mike49677 May 28, 2012
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