4 definitions by Mike the G

Top Definition
1. Someone who gets overly excited about something.

2. A youngster.

3. After performing oral sex on a woman.
Calm down wet mouth.

Go wash out your wet mouth.
#giddy #excited #youngin #slobber #carpet munch
by Mike the G December 22, 2005
1. The subtle science of prison walletage.

2. To be well versed in pocket holding in the socially ranked arbitrary hierarchy usually reserved to the incarcerated populations.

3. The fine art of decorative embroidery of one's pocket.
EX 1:
Rico had been expanding his capacity over the past 2 years. Pocketry helped him become the main supplier of the yard.

EX 2:
Prison bitches often practice pocketry as a survival mechanism.

EX 3:
Sally tailored Joker's pocket to Sleepy's liking. It featured a tasteful depiction of the Virgin Mary accompanied by Olde English lettering.
#prison #wallet #pocket holding #stash #keester
by Mike the G June 27, 2009
Refers to the lesser known black Jesus or NegroChrist. He was just like Jesus only funkier, had an afro, and smoked weed.
And so it was that God gave his funk to this world so that we may get down, get down...in Blesus' name we pray. Ya man.
#negrochrist #negroel #solomon #funky one #alfro and omega
by Mike the G December 23, 2005
To fart out of one's penis.
My girlfriend sneezed while giving me a BJ and I let out a huge murtle.
#dick fart #chode gas #penile flattulence #gazz #peef
by Mike the G December 22, 2005
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