3 definitions by Mike Wears

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Similar to the word homo, however a zomo need not be truly homosexual nor "gay" in the non-literal sense. A zomo simply moves along like a zombie doing whatever everyone else does. Zomos love music, movies and styles of clothing that are completely mainstream. A zomo is a true plebeian example of American 21st century culture. A zomo can belong to any subculture, so there can be jock zomos or emo zomos etc...
All that is needed for a zomo is complete mental domination by the media.
Joey: "OMG I can't wait to watch American Idol tonight!"
Mike: "You are so Zomo."
by Mike Wears April 22, 2008
The consensual act wherein genitalia comes into direct contact with another's genitalia and\or orifice. The giver of said tail must be a member of the female gender, whereas the receiver of said tail can be either male or female. More commonly known as a booty call.
Kwesi: "So, up to any hi-jinx over the weekend?"

Joe: "Of course, I got some action."

Mike: "Yeah, I had a little social tail as well."

Kwesi: "You can't get social tail, you're a faggit"
by Mike Wears August 17, 2007
Term Italians us to describe a ceremonial dish. Containing anywhere from Gnocchi, breaded muscles, and Risotto to Panini's, Polenta and Pizza. Used more in a stereotypical sense.
Tony: "Where's the gobagu?"

Carmela: "There is no more Gobagu."

Tony: "Who at all the gobagu?"

Corrado: "I ate the last of it."

Tony: "Junior, you M**ha F**ka ate all the gobagu!"
by Mike Wears July 23, 2008
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