NBC invented a new day so they could add another Dateline. (from the Family Guy, Sunday nights on FOX)
Lois Griffin: I saw that on a two-part report on Dateline Tuesday and Dateline Gatilsday.
Peter Griffin: What the hell is Gatilsday?
Lois Griffin: NBC invented a new day so they could add another Dateline.
The day after tomorrow (da'af'orrow)
It seems most other languages have a word for the day after tomorrow, so why not us? Now if we can figure out one for the day before yesterday... da'be'terday? Nah.
Hey let's do lunch! How about say tomorrow or daforrow.