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3 definitions by Mike Sullivan

 
1.
The small country thats a state. We have everything the rest of the country has. Think about it.

In New Jersey, you could watch the sun rise on the east coast, and watch it set on the west. You can climb a mountain in the morning, swim in the ocean in the afternoon, and get robbed at gunpoint in Newark by night. It's the only state where massive oil refineries and dairy farms are only a few miles apart. You a crazy busy industrious North, and a more set back relaxed south. Last, but not least, you can always be sure that where ever you are, a 24-hour diner is near by.

The United Counties of Jersey.
Guy #1: I'm bored, what should we do.
Guy #2: Lets go to New Jersey, they have everything.
by Mike Sullivan May 02, 2005
 
2.
mtv
1. A TV channel that has ruined american music forever.

2. A channel that has no tollerance for good music.

3. Play a majority of music that wasn't even written and/or preformed by the group.
How much worse will MTV make music today?
by Mike Sullivan December 15, 2003
 
3.
An equally horrible MTV with no visual media. Same songs every 30 seconds, and stupid people calling in to say "Did I Win?! Oh My God I Won!"
Let me call Z-100 on my speed dial to see if I won...
by Mike Sullivan December 15, 2003