8 definitions by Mike Losquadro

A.Someone attractive from afar, but when you get close you see that said person is not as attractive as they appeared from a distance. B.ugly up close

Derived from the painter Claude Oscar Monet's artistic style.
Tai: Do you think she's pretty?
Cher: No, she's a full-on Monet.
Tai: What's a monet?
Cher: It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess. Let's ask a guy. Christian, what do you think of Amber?
Christian: Hagsville.
Cher: See?

Clueless (1996)
by Mike Losquadro October 29, 2006
A. An extremely ugly woman. B. A woman who resembles a man. C. A woman with a deep man-like voice.

Derived from the character Jim Carrey portrayed on "In Living Color" Most notably in the skit "Buffed, Beautiful and Bitchin'"
"She's a definite Vera De Milo."
by Mike Losquadro November 02, 2006
A. A term used to describe especially stinky feces, shit, crap, poop or turds.

Derived from the classic John Hughes movie Weird Science. is also derived from the attraction of dogs/wolves to smelling other dogs feces.
Gary (Anthony Michael Hall) to Wyatt (Ilan Mitchell Smith):"There are chicks outside, and you're in here dropping wolf-bait!"
by Mike Losquadro November 02, 2006
1- left over particles of feces lingering at the bottom of the toilet, nearly unflushable and as fine as silt. 2- Small particles of shit and or toilet paper or other very small pieces of anything lodged in your ass crack after wiping, usually discovered when washing your ass-crack during a shower.
"I tried to flush away the remaining shiticles before my girlfriend came over, but they just wouldn't dissipate."

"I had shiticles lodged in my ass."

"The shiticles in my underwear ended up staining them."
by Mike Losquadro November 05, 2006
1-To remember something vividly by destroying it completely.
2- To keep something only after destroying it.
"At 250,000 miles, all we had left of that truck was it's preservation through destruction."

"After the apocalypse, it was said that cities were to be remembered by their preservation through destruction."
by Mike Losquadro November 05, 2006
To calm down, get ready or focus.
George Clooney (Seth Gecko) to Quentin tarantino (Richie Gecko): "Put in your bit."

As Richie gets excited fantasizing about Kate in the film "From Dusk Til' Dawn (1996)
by Mike Losquadro October 28, 2006
1- Someone who lies in order to be purposefully convicted of a horrible crime, they actually DID NOT commit, only to receive media attention and worldwide recognition.

John Mark Carr is a perfect example of a Faux.J. Simpson. The alleged killer of Jonbenet Ramsey was with his family Xmas 96. He became obsessed with the case and was tortured into a partial, contradictory and impossible to believe "confession" after coming onto the radar of
self-interested sharks out for publicity. Yes, he was probably in Thailand (along with millions of other men from every part of the world) to lick some cheap, forbidden teenage pussy but SHAME on the DA and the rest of "law-enforcement" for torturing a confession out of
this looney and getting everybody's hopes up. We want this guy to be guilty but he isn't so he's a Faux.J. Simpson.
by Mike Losquadro November 05, 2006

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