3 definitions by Mike Larkin

Top Definition
A person who takes it upon themselves to correct the grammar of not only their close friends but also causal acquaintances, often at the expense of disregarding surrounding circumstances.
Friend:
"Dude, where was you last night?!? I saw your girl at the club getting all up on some other dude. She totally left with him and his buddy, yelling something about a threesome."

Word Officer:
"Don't you mean, 'where were you last night?'?"

Friend:
"Dude, who are you? The Word Police??"
by Mike Larkin April 13, 2006
Letting out a huge fart while taking a hot shower. The steam intensifies the effect, making it many times worse than normal, basically baking the smell into the walls, shower curtains, and towels.

This is similar to a Dutch Oven, except much, much, worse, and is a reference to a popular method of execution during the Holocaust.
Dude, I was taking a shower with my girlfriend and I totally German Ovened her. The funny thing is, she's Jewish, so it hit her twice as hard.
by Mike Larkin July 27, 2006
The amount of tolerance a person has for dapping.

Certain individuals who always go for a dap, even for the most mundane accomplishments, have a high dapatite.
Joe went in for some mad props, but Steve's dapatite was so low he just threw Joe a wave.
by Mike Larkin June 07, 2006

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