2 definitions by Mike Jonez

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figure skating with roller blades.
oh check it out, jasper jam skates so well, he's like a graceful swan
by Mike Jonez June 18, 2005

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One cocky online gamer from Rogue Spear on Gamespy Arcade who offers protection to rookies that will otherwise get wrecked by the other players, and if you try to go into verbal combat with you he will straight up END you. He also scabs for teams and carries them for the win.

He normally starts talking shit as soon as he enters the room.
<OFFICER DOOM> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<OFFICER DOOM> WHO WANTS A PIECE?
<OFFICER DOOM> I'LL FUCKING END YOU

<OFFICER DOOM> Go run with scissors you bitchmade trick.

<OFFICER DOOM> Jab a fork in an electrical outlet.
by MIKE JONEZ November 21, 2006

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