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5 definitions by Mike Hewitt

 
1.
Extremely thin legs. i.e. lucky they don't snap.
She has a pair of lucky legs.
by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004
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2.
To masturbate; have a wank
My mum came in and caught me doing the five fingered shuffle
by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004
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3.
Period of menstruation.
"You can't shag me tonight dear, it's blob week".
by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004
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4.
Colorful vomit, i.e. after eating a curry or similar dish.
"I ate so much vindaloo last night, I did a psychadelic yawn in the cab on the way home".
by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004
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5.
Acronym: F.L.A.R.D., meaning Face Like A Robber's Dog.
She's a right Flard
by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004
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