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5 definitions by Mike Hewitt

 
1.
Extremely thin legs. i.e. lucky they don't snap.
She has a pair of lucky legs.
by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004
 
2.
To masturbate; have a wank
My mum came in and caught me doing the five fingered shuffle
by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004
 
3.
Period of menstruation.
"You can't shag me tonight dear, it's blob week".
by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004
 
4.
Colorful vomit, i.e. after eating a curry or similar dish.
"I ate so much vindaloo last night, I did a psychadelic yawn in the cab on the way home".
by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004
 
5.
Acronym: F.L.A.R.D., meaning Face Like A Robber's Dog.
She's a right Flard
by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004