Mike Hawk Fitzwell
An uncircumsized foreskin
girl: What's that smell?
me: Don't worry it's just the scrunk in my cheese helmut, spit on it.
When urinating after a night of sexy times your cheese helmut redirects your stream back to your pants leg.
Girl: What the #&%$? Why are you pissing in the sink?!
Me: Rather pee in the sink than get BLOW BACK on my pants.
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