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20 definitions by Mike D

 
8.
An old man describing the act of masturbation.
"I saw ya boy, you was yakina!"
by Mike D February 28, 2003
 
9.
A wapper is the same as a wap. It refers to a asian female, but it also refers to the asian culture that she reflects.
I took my wapper to Burger King; I fed her a whopper with extra cream.
by mike d January 23, 2004
 
10.
Brown people who work off commission at stores like Futureshop and A&B sound - instead of helping out one customer at a time - they will bounce from customer to customer trying to maximize their profit. Hence 'Double'-deep.
"Fuck, Gurpreet is such a doubledeep, he totally jacked my sale".

"Rahul needs to learn to stick to one customer at a time, that dude is such a doubledeep".
by Mike D June 20, 2006
 
11.
1. large monkey like creature
2. see boob
"god why is he so stupid hes such a fucking babboon!"
by mike d March 23, 2005
 
12.
The blood stain left on sheets after popping a girls cherry. Which when done in a missionary position, leaves a shape resembling red pilot wings.
"I hope my girlfriend got her sheets cleaned before her mom has a chance to see the pilot wings"
by Mike D December 07, 2004
 
13.
Term that means to have sex

Coined at Griff's house when we watched a porn with mad techno in the backround that repeated out loud sounded like "doodalay, doodalay, doodalay, doodalay...etc"
Oh shit dude, did u guys doodalay?

How many girls you doodalay last night guy?
by Mike D January 12, 2004
 
14.
-hair that is curly and matted, in desperate need of a trim

-with short faded hair, when the bottom starts to get a curl to it, typically at the 1/4" length, making it necessary to break out the #1 clippers.
damn shaggy! you need to go cut that cuckus
by MIKE D August 11, 2004