1) A series of tubes, invented by Al Gore!
2) A network, made up of mostly porn, pron
, advertizements(mostly about porn, making you penis
larger, gambleing, taxes, debt fixers, spam
, illegal downloads, get rich quick schemes, pop ups, and things you don't want to buy, but probally will), where you may find some acual useful information or news every onc ein awhile (but this is rare)
1) "I hear there's...uh...rumurs...on the..uh...internets" - George W. Bush
2)girl # 1: I'm going to go on the Internet and do a search for the white house...oh god porn again!
3)If all porn were to be removed from the internet, there would be one website left, and it would be named "Bring back all the porn"