being in an heightened state of mind
as a result of habitual and excessive marijuana usage
. The affected persons are believed to acquire temporary clairvoyant
abilities. Additionally, some "gyspiefied" persons demonstrate strange and also temporary fascinations with grocery carriages
. Currently, grocery carriages are the only known weakness of "gyspiefied" persons, which can be either:
(a) used as a shiny, moving distraction
or (b) forcefully propelled into the affected person from behind, the most desirable point of impact being the Achilles tendon
History: The term originated in the large city of Taunton, Massachusetts, and spread rapidly across the region. The unusually high percentage of marijuana addicts (commonly called "pot heads") in the city's younger generations has accelerated the universal adoption of this term.
Perry: I'm so baked, guys. Are my eyes really red?
Liz: Duudee, you know what I just realized? Technology is slowly killing us. We're going to eventually reach the point when scientific advancements stop being advancements and start being.. start being DE-vancements.
Nicole: (whispers to Perry) Shit, she's so obviously gyspiefied. Should we take her to Big Y?
Perry: Lihhh! Wanna go to Big Y?!