2 definitions by Mike Oseranski

Top Definition
1. A character on the Andy Griffith Show, later on Gomer Pyle,U.S.M.C. Known for the expression "Shazamm!"

2. An insulting nickname for a Marine, esp. a Marine who is prone to screwing up. Made famous in the movie Full Metal Jacket.
1. (Pyle is trying to remember the secret password, Lima Tango)
Gomer Pyle: Don't tell me, don't tell me. It's a bean, it's a bean... Lima.
Sgt. Carter: Lima what Pyle?
Gomer Pyle: Uhhhh... it's a dance, it's a dance... starts with T... I know- Lima Turkey Trot.

2.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What's your name fat-body?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Lawrence? Lawrence what of Arabia?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That name sounds like royalty are
you royalty?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose.

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.
by Mike Oseranski November 17, 2006
A brand of beer brewed in New Ulm, Minnesota. Popular with middle aged men and college kids. Rarely found outside of the Midwest.
My dad has a case of Grain Belt Beer in the garage.
by Mike Oseranski November 16, 2006

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