3 definitions by Mik Mak

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The pathetic and worthless outcome of the sloppy fumblings which all 1-2 minutes of pointless prodding (usually into a saggy grey gusset due to the fact that neither of them would think to remove her knickers first) purports to be the act of sexual intercourse between 2 scabby, jobless, skanky drug and Lambrini addled fuck-wits.

This genetically weakened child is usually delivered after 6 months via Caesarean Section due to the fact that the scummy bitch carrying it is:
a) A frequenter of the local shooting gallery
b) A total piss-brain
c) Usually around 15 and already suffering from early-onset emphysema due to chain-smoking from the age of 7
d) Riddled with syphilis due to shagging with any scummer that gave her a ciggy. Just to say 'Thank you'...awwww aint she polite...
e) Dead from all of the above

This feeble child will go through early life reviled for either his abnormally large ears and fingers or her obesity and awful, constant whiff of piss due to her defective bladder.

Eventually these two gene-pool failures will meet and mate with their counterpart and so continues the cycle of life.....

Ain't evolution a bummer?
Most of the fuggly cunts on chavscum.com

Wayne 'jugg-ears' Rooney and his tasteless hoe g/f 'colin'

Vikky Beckham (aka vikki pollard)

Most of the STD addled 14-15yo slutters hanging outside The Event II in Brighton. Chavenstein breeders every fukken 1 lololololol.

Small-cock wanker 19yo twats in their 'poor man's big cock' souped up motors with a fat exhaust sticking out the back. I laugh my fukken ass off every time I see 1 broken down or wrapped around a tree. That's 1 less Chavenstein creator....
by Mik Mak August 15, 2005

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Extension of the word 'SLUT', usually defining the combination of the two words SLUT & GUTTER together.

This is the lowest and skankiest form of slut currently known.

(See also crack-hoe; sperm receptacle, tag-team-taker)
you skanky slutter. I am going to fuck you in the ass and you better beg for more from my buddies...etc
by Mik Mak August 15, 2005

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The passive paticipant in the sexual act of being penetrated in every available orifice all at the same time.

Would usually refer to a female being pranged in her ass perhaps two at the same time, two in her pussy and 2-3 in her mouth.

It usually results in a disgusting Bukake finish.

It can also refer to a gay male encounter but just not so much cock at the same time.
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by Mik Mak August 15, 2005

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