10 definitions by Mighty Whitey

Top Definition
A artificially created holiday for blacks so they could feel good about themselves and not have to celebrate Christmas like the white man.
Fo' Kwanza, Tyrone gots some gold teef and a foty ounce beer.
by Mighty Whitey August 29, 2003
Enchanted war hammer belonging to the mystical God of Thunder, the Mighty Thor.
If Loki plays one more trick on Thor, he's going to shove Mjolnir up his ass, sideways.
by Mighty Whitey August 09, 2003
Female who lives for sucking cock and prefers it over vaginal penetration.
Tammy is such a hose beast that I'll be taking her to the drive-in on Friday night.
by Mighty Whitey August 11, 2003
To relax comfortably with Dr.Scholls gel shoe inserts.
Similar to "chillin'like a villain."
I'm gellin' like a felon, eating some melon, feeling up helen and my member is swellin'
by Mighty Whitey August 22, 2003
slang for a black person.
Did you see all the crazy congoids running up and down 5th street after the 50 cent concert?
by Mighty Whitey August 07, 2003
The politically correct version of "nigger rigged". To do a poor job fixing an item, usually with sub-par materials.
Tyrone's bumper fell of his car so he afro-engineered it by super gluing it back on.
by Mighty Whitey August 07, 2003
One who engages in licking (testicles) balls.
Those guys look gay. I think they must be the ball lickers, not us.
by Mighty Whitey August 07, 2003

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