A mysterious being, whose identity and motives are unknown, who insists on scrawling on the bathroom walls in shit
. The bathroom may be a public restroom, but is often a bathroom at an professional job.
His brown musings maybe actual words like "hello, hi, or turd" and yet are often fecal smearings with no discernable message.
Who are you shithouse phantom? And why have you selected this bathroom as your canvas?!?!
Hank: Yeah so me and the wife (upon opening bathroom door) HOLY FUCK The shithouse phantom is back again! Fuckin hell, Charlie, call maintanence would you?
Charlie: I mean really, who writes "hi" on the wall in shit?
Hank: The shithouse phantom, Charlie. The shithouse phantom.
The final point of remaining calm.
That bitch is on my last good nerve
A friend of your significant other who is part of a long list of reasons why you should break up with, or move out from said significant other.
Chelsi - I mean really, your boyfriend hangs out with that loser?
Tiffany - I know, he is such a reason #14
to purchase or participate in without question. Can be used as "all over that shit" as appropriate
Oh that sale at Payless Shoes? I was all over it.
Pronounced "Jennys". Genital Warts.
Don't fuck Stephanie, that bitch has the genis!
verb - to poop
. You know...like poop.
Tiffany: Gee Miffy, you were gone for a while, did you have to timmer?
Miffy: Yeah. I so timmered.
Phoenitic pronunciation of genis
. Genital Warts.
Don't fuck Stephanie, that bitch has the jennys!