2 definitions by Miejo

Top Definition
Needing to poo so urgently that you can hardly hold it in and it feels like the poo is poking out yr cheeks momentarily before sucking it back in.
I gotta shit so bad I'm tortoise-heading.
by Miejo January 19, 2010
Term used when deficating outdoors in a squatted position into a hole dug for the purpose of burying the evidence.
Where's the shovel and the poo paper? I gottag kanga so bad I'm tortoise-heading after eating those muffins.
by Miejo January 19, 2010

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