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The act of shooting a blank into a girl but realizing your sack is still loaded and end up with an 18 year sentence of father hood.
I got a vasectomy so I thought I was shooting blanks but I ended up Baldwining her. Guess I'm still firing live rounds.
by MidwestMegaDan November 16, 2021
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The moment when an oppertunity arises to take a picture of someone extremely attractive to the opposite sex
I was walking in the mall when this fine ass chick dropped her bag giving me a great creepertunity to take a chivable pic of that ass.
by MidwestMegaDan September 14, 2012
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