1 definition by MickeyPaul

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So mentally retarded or idiotic as to be both spastic and mongel combined. Spelled "spangle" in honour of the famous British, boiled sweet of the 1980's.
Daniel simultaneously urinated and crapped his pants before tripping over his untied shoelaces and biting his tongue in half. What a total spangle.

"I reckon a llama could fight a polar bear," said Daniel.
"Don't be such a spangle," I replied.
by MickeyPaul May 06, 2010

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