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3 definitions by MickLinge

 
1.
A description to use when explaining the incomprehensible size of a womans sex organ.
Rod: So go on what was she like.
Tim: Rod, that old bitches snatch was the size of an empty pillow case.
by MickLinge March 16, 2006
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2.
1. A ladies Man, like a mans man except all the benefits.

2. A word jealous women use because they are intimidated by a female sexual predator able to suck bollock milk from her boyfriends wank bag in less time than she.

3. A woman or man willing to share there sex organs with who and how ever many people are willing.

4. Type of woman who will even go with your ugly mates. Meaning you can get on with going bollock deep on a fit bird.

Jealous GF: What a slag

About to be dumped boyfriend: Shes not that bad at least her fanny isn't the size of an empty pillow case.

by MickLinge March 16, 2006
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3.
1. A human act that brings pleasure to all that use its divine power.

2. A description 'ugly women about to go lesbian' use to describe all men without realsing themselves, that all men see when they look at her is a one stop spunk dump.
Ugly woman about to go lesbian(UWATGL): Every man i have ever met is a total liar

'Friend': now now, I thought clives description of your arse being the size of a bill board was pretty accurate.

(UWATGL): True maybe not all men are total liar's.

'Friend': And Pete was right about your face looking more like a bag of broken biscuits than a welders bench.

(UMATGL) : Okay, Fuck Off
by MickLinge March 16, 2006
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