2 definitions by MickJohn

Top Definition
a good for nothing gentleman
After discovering yet another mis-spelling in an intranet email John was heard to exclaim ' These spalpeens are nothing but rascals and pillagers of the English language. '
by MickJohn February 15, 2007
An old person's name for the internet. A miraculous place where you go and squint to find something.
After Emily said 'I can't find the capital of Mongolia' Dad was heard to exclaim. 'Awwhh. Just look it up on the Squinternet'
by MickJohn November 24, 2011

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