2 definitions by Mick my mate
Many believe the ‘podgergeist’ to be a mythical and disgusting creature from ages past.
Legend has it that a long time ago in a suburb far far away a young lady happened upon a magical elixir…
She was promised that with this elixir that she would be filled with the confidence to tackle all of her wildest dreams…
However not all went to plan as she drank litre after litre of the sweet tasting nectar…
Before long she transformed from a well adjusted young lady into a bitter and twisted soulless creature obsessed with finding and consuming more and more wonderful elixir… She is said to walk the streets of Sunnyshine with a dazed and confused look upon her face, mumbling something about a long lost love of hers named ‘Stephen’…
Then again it could all just be a work of fiction, thought up by the authorities to frighten youngsters away from this magical elixir…
I might just get up from bed for a glass of water… Holy crap what just walked through my front garden??? Phew, it’s a cat… For a second I thought it was the dreaded Podgergeist stumbling through the bushes looking for her teeth!!!
by Mick my mate Sep 21, 2007 add a video
Whereas someone might make comment about a person stating that they are ‘bootylicious’; meaning that they are attractive or have a nice ‘booty’, being ‘podgerlicious’ is quite the opposite and takes years of dedication to achieve…
Your typical ‘podgerlicious’ hottie is someone that lacks teeth or the ability to form a complete sentence, that wears their underwear on the outside and carries an empty ‘VB’ can on their travels.
Those that are ‘podgerlicious’ may answer to the names; ‘Jenny’, ‘Stephen’, ‘Smokey’, ‘Mrs Smokey’ and can be found in large quantities roaming the streets of Sunnyshine.
“Hey that chick is mighty podgerlicious, look at her stumbling along out the front of Foodworks without a care in the world… now look at her sleeping in the gutter out the front of Foodworks… Hot dang!!!”
by Mick my mate Sep 20, 2007 add a video