Any wheeled vehicle flying two or more flags
. These are often driven by people who, regardless of their background
or socioeconomic level, can justly be termed "hicks".
After September 11, some Americans
adorned their cars with little flags
that affixed to the windows, thus announcing to the highway
world the full force and vigor
of their Patriotism, which is truer and better than
yours. In fact, the flags
made them look like the motorcade in the Zapruder
film -- whence the term -- and a week
or two later the highways were strewn with tattered, broken, muddy, and multiply run-over dime-store degradations
of Old Glory that, scientists agree, reflect more
accurately the current state
of national affairs.
These fools can still be seen today. They are Americans
, and far more
you could ever be; you are the enemy. After all -- how many flags
are on *your* car?