1 definition by Michelles bestfriend!

Top Definition
Noun: the teaching of hitting people vigeriously with your nipples and slapping their heads with your boobs.
The more saggy the better and more power your tittys generate.
I could totally beat up Megatron if i was a big fucking car that knew Michellism
by Michelles bestfriend! June 06, 2010

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt