A dropolopogus is a mythical creature standing 27 1/2 feet tall from its feet to the top of it's horns.
The dropolopogus has the horns of a ram, the eyes of a dragon, the head of a raven, the torso and arms of an extremely buff man, the lower body of a bull, the front two legs of a lion, the back two legs of a hairless sheep, the tail of a really big scorpion, and it's head is on fire.
Penelope: Can i buy this cute albino dropolopogus?
Clerk: Whatever, that'll be $5,000
Rogue Albino Dropolopogus: RAAAAAAWWRRR!!! *eats penelope and cries* yummy...
Clerk: Crap not again.