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1 definition by Michelle "Baby Eater" Bachman

 
1.
The simultaneous occurrence of pooping, sneezing, and ejaculating. It is allegedly so utterly pleasurable that the person experiencing it spontaneously combusts, leaving behind only a smelly goo.
1. During the debate, Mitt Romney sneezed on stage. He was thankful it had not been a spoozm instead.
by Michelle "Baby Eater" Bachman November 30, 2011