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1 definition by Michelle "Baby Eater" Bachman

The simultaneous occurrence of pooping, sneezing, and ejaculating. It is allegedly so utterly pleasurable that the person experiencing it spontaneously combusts, leaving behind only a smelly goo.
1. During the debate, Mitt Romney sneezed on stage. He was thankful it had not been a spoozm instead.
by Michelle "Baby Eater" Bachman November 30, 2011